thumbs up for the guys who treat girls with respect, never cheat and always try their best with the girl they like - you don’t get enough appreciation.

oh please, you’re a fake n no-one genuinely likes you

finally clear to me who should be in my life and who shouldn’t.

i’d love to be a really hot guy for a day n get loads of bitches to suck my dick

keep making the same stupid mistakes, but yet i never learn

don’t understand how you can define ‘drinking tea’ as mainstream…

“mum u r soOooOOooOo mainstream cos u drink brews everyday”

can i marry myself because i seem to be the only person who appreciates my excessive level of humor 

okay, i tolerate a lot of shit, but there’s one girl i specifically can’t tolerate, she’s doing everything in her fucking power to annoy the shit out of me and wind me up, and i’m getting sick of it.
she needs to grow the fuck up and act her own age, not that of a 10 year old.

yesterday the most gorgeous indie boy got on the bus and omfg why didn’t i ask him to marry me he was absolutely perf

fuck who you want and fuck who you like